Horseing Around

Am I the only one who lol'd really hard at this thread?

Okay, so it's not that funny thus far, it was just the next bit that made me crack up:

It just really reminded me of one of those crime scene photos- the grainy CCTV footage that gets shown on Crimewatch and the like. I felt like I was a witness testifying about some terrible crime.

I actually can't stop laughing to myself now as I type this :P

Obvs having corrupt CC in your game is never good... but it was still freaking funny.

Okay, imma bad person...

^_^

Sluts and Ghosts and Casual Grimmehs

Aww, look at the face! Doesn't your heart just melt?

After the death of Ginger poor Ben needed some love in a bad way...

And who better than his bestie Miles to cheer him up ;)

Yes, after Miles lost out to Ben in the battle for Ginger's heart he didn't exactly disappear- he's been chilling in the neighbourhood... Probably dancing nekked somewhere.

Aww. Sexy man love will make all things better.

See, doesn't the death seem less painful now?

Oh, whoops. Erm... this is Miles' wife :/

I was curious so I invited her round to the house, and she aged and died in like a day!
Sorry Westie- sorry your hottie got married to some crazy aging lady :(

Oh, I should have known you'd show up to mock me, you casual-dressy bastard!

Meanwhile, amidst the death and sadness and Casual Grimmehs, Autumn was doing her best to look after Winter. I love the fact that toddlers and kids can interact now! All I need to happen next is for a toddler/toddler huggle.

^_^

But hey, who has time for cutey cute toddlers when one day you can wake up and witness the fitness ;)

Now to be perfectly honest I was thinking Autumn was just going to be my filler for this generation, but my golly gosh isn't she just the cutest thing!

This generation is going to be gooooooooooooooood. Selecting Ben has turned out to be a dynamite choice. Well done you. Pat yourselves on the back... Now pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time. Now go get me a beverage. Now dance for me. No, don't cry, just dance. That's it, take it off...

Ahem! Oh, look who we have here then? I was feeling bad for the kids- young'uns in my game always seem to suffer some sort of undue trama before they're grown, so I thought I'd attempt to make amends by bringing Ginger back.

The plan didn't exactly go to, erm, plan though as now Ginger and Ben aren't married anymore :(

I panned over and just found them arguing like this too. Way to welcome your girl back Ben, jeez...

Ah, there's really only one thing to do now.

A lapdance makes everything better.

...Should I be concerned that Ben is enjoying the view too?
I can't exactly blame him though... check out the buns on Gropie ;)

Oh erm, whoops. I have noooo idea what happened here...

*shifty eyes*

OMFG, Some People Are So Cheeky!

Okay, so I ordered my computer yesterdae from Palicomp and I've been waiting for my payment to be processed. I contacted the company about it via email and apparently they needed to call me beforehand to 'prevent fraud' or summink, I danno. Anyways, I got a phone call todae and, well, it turns out the reason they wanted to talk to me is to try and get me to buy more stuffs.

Now, I've never experienced the hardsell before so it was a bit scary. Harry the Salesman talked me into getting a queuejump for a discounted rate, so my sexy compizzle will be here on Fridae- though I'm going on holidae then so that was perhaps ill advised... Either way, it's better than waiting two weeks.

Next he offered me this three year warranty package for £50, which is originally meant to cost like £100 or summat. Well, I said offered- he kind of went on about it for a while and then said "so I'll just add that on then shall I?" and I had to interrupt him and refuse.
Undeterred, Harry then offered to throw in upgrading my processor and power supply as well. I still said no, so instead he proposed just upgrading my processor and power supply for £12.50. I said no. He then offered to do it for £5... Seemed like a pretty good deal to me ;)

Now, all this is a bit nervy in itself- I don't like people trying to make me buy things- but I haven't even got to the cheeky part yet.

One of the first things Harry the Salesman said when he rang me was that the uber sexy case I wanted was out of stock, and I'd have to have a different one instead. He just kind of threw it in all casual like- "oh the case isn't a big issue anyway is it?" I believe my response was "errrrr".
Later on though I checked online- turns out the replacement case he was going to stick me with was this:


I mean it's all well and good, but look at the one I was originally meant to be getting:


Mm, it's just not cricket is it?


So, deciding this was just not gonna cut it I rang back and inquired about the case- hoping to talk my way into getting either a discount or a better one. I barely got out "you know this new case, well I've been looking online and I don't think it's as nice as the one I was originally meant to be getting" when Harry suddenly said "okay hang on a second".
Silence for about a minute then Harry comes back. "I've just had a look in the warehouse and I've found some, so you can have the case you wanted after all".

WHAT THE FUCK.

He lied to me! Harry the Salesman fucking lied to me! What a fucking jip.

I'm like so flabbergasted that he would do that, I mean it's fucking ridiculous. If I'm paying for something I expect to get it; don't try and fob me off you dick.

So yes, the moral of the story is this:


DON'T BUY FROM PALICOMP.


I'm sure the computer itself is going to be amazing, but I really don't appreciate being lied to like that- so go fuck yourselves Palicomp, I'm telling everyone I know not to bother with you shitbags.

Simpoints and Computers, Oh My!

WHO THE FACK ARE YOU!

I'm trying to redeem my Simpoints, and this clown keeps showing up and, well, not letting me. Bastard.

Note the funny, funny words used- 'we have one of our best people working on it'.
It's amusing enough that their 'best people' apparently can't do anything right, but the fact that they've only got one of them working on fixing the problem? Well, it explains a lot.


Anyways. When I can finally redeem ma points I shall be gifting up a storm. I have like tens of sets from The Store already and I haven't bought a single thing- it's entirely due to the generosity of the lovely Simmers out there. I've never gifted anything back before cause, well, The Store is hideously overpriced, but now thanks to the Mares I can. Woo!

Mega thanks also to everyone who voted for me. I thought I'd do okay in the Most Entertaining Poster (Outside of the EA Forum) category, but I was genuinely surprised to see I won the other two polls as well.
If I could glomp you all I would ; )



In other sexy news, check out this sexy beast!



Todae I laid down a bunch of my 'hard-earned' cash on this beautiful piece of cybertronic ass, and in like ten days or whatev it'll be in my loving embrace forevarrrrrrr.

Ho but wait! It's not just a pretty face yanno, check out the inards:



I can't wait til I get my new compizzle! It's been a long time coming and I may burst with excitement in the meantime. Ah, at least I'm going on holidae on Fridae- that'll distract me for a while.

My god, how am I going to cope with not checking my blogs and things for four whole days...

The MFL Factor

Ah... Remember last time when I jokingly said that I hoped that Ben wouldn't ditch Ginger at the altar? Well... I think you can guess what happened.

But fear not! Everything looks so much brighter when you're nekked, and after a little bit of time to be, well, less grumpy, Ben finally complied and he and the Ginge were married.

Considering I'd spent so long just trying to get the couple together in the first place, I figured it was best to get a speedy jump on the whole having kids thing.

In no time at all Ginger was suitably knocked up.

And lo and behold a baby appeared! Tis a little girl called Autumn.

Several days of Sim time later and another bump showed up.

And it produced a boy called Winter.

YES! Finally I get to try out the cutey cute new (now olde) toddler/kid interactions.

So... guess which numpty went and got herself electrocuted?

Aye, Wriggle Kitteh played with the powercords and got a little shock. OH OH but it doesn't end there! Readers of my legacy should be able to guess what's coming next...

BALLS.

BIG HAIRY ONES.

And OH WHAT THE FUCK.

Casual Grimmeh, why must you mock me so?!

Oh, I'm sick of fighting your sinister good looks. Go on then Casual Grimmeh, you can stay for a bit- Autumn needs a babysitter until Ben gets home from work anyways.

But we'll end on a happy note though with a cute shot of Winter.

...Let's not tell him his mom's dead just yet hmm?

Story Progression shizzle:

• Apparently ma new Simmieself has been getting some servicing from everyone's favourite manwhore Wolfie.... Oh dear.
• Bitten is a grandma. Ha! You're olde.
• Randy is also a grandmother, though her son is a massive shitbag and is refusing to pay child support :o
• Simmersaurus Sexy Rexy recently had a baby girl, who the game named Willow.

End. Mourn now.

I Love... Another S Word

When you see this picture, posted by ilovesims56 on the forums, what's the first thought that comes into your head?

Just trying to establish whether I'm a mahoosive guttermind or not...

Guess Who's Back?

Uh-huh uh-huh, a new Awesome Adventures of Fury and The Doctor is in the works, at long last. After the release of the amazing Doctor Who set by Aikea Guinea how could I not do one?

It wont be out for a bit yet though- the graphics on my computer look especially shit when the Sims are outside, so I'm gonna wait until I get my lovely new system to take pics.

On that front I shall be purchasing on Mondae- that's when I get paid again- but then of course it'll take a week or so to arrive, and I'm going on holidae next Fridae... New computer in two weeks hopefully?

Exciting times ;)