Oh my godfathers, the fricking forum is still down! What the heck am I gonna do- how will I fill my blog with sarcastic observations and thinly veiled contempt now?
Doctor Doctor I need your help. The EA forum is down, and I'm stuck here on suicide watch for Jimminy Billy-Bob. I'm so bored, what are we going to do?
Why don't we have a party? You have that new Hadouken album- we can put that on, get dressed up, and dance around a bit.
That's actually a pretty good idea, but my launcher's broken so I can't download any of our friends and invite them over. I'm afraid it's just you, me, and that stupid robot.
Well that doesn't matter Fury. We can still get our fancy dress on and dance the night away right? Just you and me.
Okay okay Doctor you've persuaded me, just make sure you wear something suitably sexy...
Alright I forgive you. Now, let's party like it's 1999!
Er, I was only eleven then...
My god, I feel so pervy.
No problem Fury, I'm just glad you enjoyed yourself. Now, time for a little more enjoyment...
Later That Night
Bleep bleep, you sleep FuryRed, you sleep alright. But I'll get you- you and your little dog too. Bleep bleep.
If you fancy making your own zombie bride FuryRed and avatar Doctor, download the zombie kit here and the avatar stripes here.
Sexy Sims not included.