Hello Dave, You're My Wife Now

You know Fury I'm not being funny or anything but you've been wearing that t-shirt for over a week now and, well, it's starting to honk a bit.

Ha! This coming from the guy who runs round through time wearing the same suit each and every day. You could probably grow potatoes in those kecks of yours.

Ah you know what Doctor? We could stay here and bicker all the live-long day but we both know there's more important things to do. How's it coming along- that little project I asked you to do for me?

It's, erm, been a bit difficult. The experiment didn't exactly go to plan... come to the basement and you'll see.

Alrighty but I'm bringing my drink with me- I have a feeling I'm going to need it...

Show me then, what's gone wrong? Did she not turn out as expected?

You could say that...

Oh come the fuck on Doctor, end the suspense already.

Okay...

God, I wonder what fine mess he's gotten us into this time...

Argh, what the hell is that?!

Look Fury I know she didn't turn out exactly as we planned, considering she's a he and a skeleton he at that, but we can't just get rid of him.

And why not?

We made him Fury, he's like our child- would you just abandon your children?

Do you really want me to answer that?

But you know... maybe this isn't such a bad thing- having a creepy skeleton man around the house. Maybe he could prove to be very useful indeed... *heh heh heh*

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Bleep bleep motherbleeper!

Rah rah so when I jumped him he was so scared he leaked metallic lubricant everywhere ha ha ska rah rah.

Bahahaha, what an idiot!

Hahaha ska rah rah!

Come on Jimminy Billy-Bob it's okay, she doesn't mean to be cruel. I'm here for you.

Bleep bleep thank you Doctor. You make me feel warmth in my hollow chest bleep bleep.

Bahahaha, oh this is so much better than hanging out with that stupid robot!

Hahaha ska rah rah!

*sigh* If I can just do this- if I can just finish this project like Fury asked then maybe she'd be happy. Maybe then we'd all be at peace...

Later That Night

Doctor I'm just about to go to bed, what is it?

Well Fury... I finally did it. I made her, just like you asked. I hope you like her.

Holy crap Doctor that's amazing!

I can't believe I've been dragged away from my awesome snazzy graphics to come to this dump...

Fury, it was really nice you making the effort to get me here and all, but just what the hell am I wearing?

I wanted you to fit in so I magically changed your outfit- I have the power. Anyways I thought you'd like it- it's purple yanno?

I look like a twat in taffeta.

Well... maybe a little.

Ah don't worry Random, I'll get you some nice new clothes. You're going to love it here- I promise.

Wait, I thought this was just a quick visit; I can leave in a couple of days right?

...We'll see...

If you fancy making your own scary skeleton, download the kit here.
I can't promise he'll be as acecakes as mine though.