Winter Commeth (Of Age)

Aww, that's cute Autumn you little fireman you ^_^ Howevers we don't have time for this- there's something more important going on right now...

Uh-huh uh-huh, it's time for Winter's berfdae. Now, shall we see what sort of man he's going to turn into?

Ha...hurm...oh my. A beautiful man, clearly.

Seriously, WOOF.

Now I don't wish to over-state this in any way, but.... I think Winter's my favourite Sim of all time. He's just so adorable! Look at his face when he bashed his hand with a hammer whilst inventing. Isn't he just the cutest?!

He's so cute infact, that I allowed him to detonate the dishwasher. Well, technically it's his money after all, but still- needless destruction is not needed.

Having said that it was pretty awesome watching the explosion XD

Though it did fuck up my grass. BASTARD.

Later on that day I sent Winter out to get a tattoo, but during the procedure the chair kind of broke and folded itself up into his crotch.

I just love the look of quiet desperation on his face :P

As he's a cool skillful handy inventing guy, Winter was able to repair the chair easily, and in time he was sat back in it getting his first tattoo.

See! Look at his face; this is why I love him so ^_^ The poor dear looks so terrified, don't you just wanna give him a big hug?

Aww, there there darling- I wont let anything bad happen to you.

Oh, erm, WHOOPS. Look what that bastard tattoo woman did to him! I'm not even sure she's a real tattooist >: (

WHORE!

As it was like midnight by the time the STOOPID WOMAN had finished butchering poor Winter's beautiful skin we had to wait until the following day to get the tattoo removed.

This time I made sure I got a real tattooist to do the job, and got Winter inked up real nice.
Of course, she had to go and boo him after didn't she?

So, he blew up her filing cabinet. HA. Suck it bitch!

The rest of the day was spent exploring the neighbourhood and denotating things, as you do.

Oh, and a lot of time was also dedicated to looking devilishly handsome, of course.

Heyyyyyy, look who we came across whilst rummaging through the junkyard. I never would have had you pegged as a dumpster diver Miles.

And speaking of Miles, who do we have here then? Oh my, it's the illegitimate lovechild of Miles and Ginger. Tempura certainly is a wirey little fella...

Meanwhile, out in the garden Zach and Autumn were getting married (in some rather suspect formalwear...)

Sad to say they moved out not long after, but don't worry- we shall keep in touch.

What's that? You want one last picture of Winter looking deliciously cute before I go? Oh, okay then. Enjoy!

It's All About Autumn

Ho ho holy crap where are we now? Oh yes, it's Twinbrook *quiet yey*

I figured I should probably explore the new town a bit yanno, so the Unlegacy family haff done some moving. Tis pretty ennit?

And on a completely unrelated subject of awesomethingsthatIhavebuilt, have a looksie at the new house- isn't it boss? (as good as my lameass builds go anyways... the side bit looks a tad weird though...)

The inards ain't too shabby- like Winter's loverly room here. Howevers, as I decorate by doing things up one room at a time, I kind of have a tendency to run out of money sometimes. This is nice enough, but like half the other rooms are blank.

My new Simmie house is all coat and no fur knickers, or however that phrase goes.

Ooh, speaking of knickers- poor Winter had an unfortunate shocking accident whilst he was inventing. Apparently it scared his pants off.

But don't worry, I got the boy all naice and clean afterwards ;)

But enough about the man meat, let's move on to the main attraction (for this post anyways).

Now I'll be honest, as much as I love Autumn, Winter will always be the heart of me, so consequently my gal will be moving out to start her own life at some point. It's very sad I know.

In the meantime though I've been letting Autumn try out all the new Ambitiony things, cause even things like laundry seem oh-so-cool cause they're nouveau.

Eeeeee! That's a whole lot of newness right thar.

I just love taking pictures outside my Sims homes atm, mainly because that was always the bit that looked the most shitty with my olde, non-existant, graphics.

So yeah, anyways. Autumn is currently employed in the firefighter career, and after like three Sim days of me just waiting for things to happen I suddenly remembered that the whole point in Ambitions is that you get to go to work with your Sims. I'm such a dummy, for reals.

When I eventually realised what the hell I was doing I followed Autumn to work, and watched over her as she extinguished her first fire.

I'm so proud!

After work, Little Miss StraightLaced went and surprised me by wishing to get a tattoo, so naturally I obliged her.

The bitchy tattooist only went and booed Autumn after didn't she?! Whore.

*FUNNEH FACE BREAK*

Feeling all smexy with her new ink, Autumn then used her charismatic charm to try out the new 'I'm a Firefighter' flirt on an unsuspecting hottie.

Maybe you recognise him? Aye, I'm feeling all eco-friendly due to Ambitions, so I'm recycling the men too. Zach (made by Pringle) was one of those in the running to win Ginger's heart. Personally I think he lucked out in waiting for Autumn.

Yey, fun new Simmie game with... wood... and stuffs.

Followed up the next day with a Disneyesque smooch.

AAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

As time went on, Autumn and Zach got even closer- genital rubbing closer (but without the genitals).

Aww, aren't they just the cutest?

And hey Pentameter you were right- after a bit o'practice, Autumn is now doing all sorts of flips and twirls on the trampoline, with not a tragic dismount in sight.

*POST-COITAL GLOMP*

This Is How It Should Be

HOLY FUDGE CHECK OUT MY AWESOMEMEGASNAZTASTICGRAPHICS!!!

Yes yes, I'm stealng computer time again cause I just couldn't wait to show you all how pretty my game is now. Having to type this all up on a crapass compizzle on stoopid IE makes me cry a little inside >_> but I'll survive.

Wow... Ben was just made for high definition wasn't he?

So yeah, currently in the Jessee house Autumn here is somewhat the apple of my eye... or some other shitty Hallmark phrase.

She's such a cutie isn't she? But ah- competition is never far away...

*shifty eyes*

My game always has to have an illegitimate lovechild doesn't it?

And here is said spawn. I named him Tempura... I have no freaking clue why, I must have been a bit rushed on Dr Pepper that day or something.

Elsewhere in the Simmie world I suddenly remembered that I HAVE AMBITIONS NOW! Consequently the newly-teenage Winter here was sent out to the junkyard to, yanno, dig through the trash and stuffs.

Mmm... I kind of love him.

Winter's an aspiring inventor by day and a hacker by night.

:D I'm so loving the teeny bit of Ambitions I've explored thus far.

Now... bring on the Simbots.

And OHYEAH trampolines! Question though: is all they do just jump up and down? I've been anticipating like a flippy somersault or summat, but so far- nuffink.

Continuing the tradition of The Unlegacy, Ginger is a crapass mom- being more interested in her garden than anything else. Therefore most parental duties fall at the feet of big sis Autumn, though she doesn't seem to mind too much.

Ah-ha, but now big sis is even Bigger Sis- Fireman Sis! I've said the word 'sis' too much now haven't I? I think it's lost all meaning... though it wasn't a real word to begin with...

In summary, Autumn is now a Young Adult. Yey.

After Autumn had aged up I elected to let Ginge, Ben, and Tempura (seriously, what was I thinking?) move out. Following the command, Ben proceeded to grab Tempura (urgh) and just peg it for the doorway. It was a little bit creepish...

DINOSAUR!

With his parentals all moved out, Winter had more freetime to spend with the ladies ;)

Isn't he just the business?!

And a funfact for you all- the girl here is actually Randy's grandaughter :O
Not only that though, she's also the grandaughter of Blaze FuryRed from ma legacy :O

Yep, Randy's crapass deadbeat son and Blaze's daughter did the hot stuff, and made olde Randomspirit a grandma. HA!

Now I must leave you all as I slink off back to my pimpin' computer. Peaces ;)