Pretty Vacant

Hey sad clown, turn that frown upside down.
You're a daddy now yanno, that's gotta be, erm, fun right?

Okay I'm gonna be totally honest here- Drew and Ava SUCK as parents. Ava is particularly useless; she just spends all her time prancing about in front of the mirror.

And screaming at the general shitty shitty run-down crapass brokenness of the house.

And being laughed at by small boys as she collects her mail in the near-nude.

The couple have a lot of friends though, which means that the twins do occasionally get some love and affection.

Uh-oh, I can hear Amber's ovaries humming from here...

Get away from the hot boy honey, he's spoken for!

I don't think my game could handle that much ginger if they got together anyways...

And oh look it's the fucking Repowoman again, yippidy do-dah.

Despite their semi-neglectful upbringing the twins did manage to grow up relatively intact.

But do you think Mr and Mrs SelfishFace noticed? Did they fack...

A little treat for the ladies now as we see what it would be like if Drew was om-nom-nomming all over your chevvy chase.

Apparently Sims are very opposed to the open mouthed kissage...

Alrighty, one other picture of Chaos and Envy looking all cutey cute now. They're kind of identical aren't they, but I don't think it'll last. I reckon Envy will take after her dad and Chaos will take after his mom.

God I hope they don't end up fugly...

To be honest though I'd be wholly surprised if they end up even slightly normal.

I mean, look at this for example- it's meant to be a nice father/daughter interaction and instead Drew looks terrified and Envy's screaming like a mad cow : /

My hopes lie with Chaos- he seems the most sane thus far (though he does have the Evil trait so I guess we'll see how it goes...)

And oh look it's the FUCKING REPOWOMAN again.

Hey, you can pout all you want Drew, but maybe if you paid your bills for once instead of spending all your money on babysitters and spa treatments for Ava then your stuff wouldn't get pinched all the time!

DUMBASS

And to conclude, some more fun courtesy of Story Progression:

• Axel and Luna Weston (nee Chase) had a baby recently.
• RubytheFuzzled was seen smooching with Drake from Escape to Riverview.
• Wolfie, still a gigolo, has been providing his services to Freya FuryRed, Indiana Mars, Dahlia Mars, and, strangely enough, his ex-wife Little Red Riding Hood.
• And the last bit of news... GRR. BittenAngel (bastard) and The Doctor are now MARRIED and have a BABY GIRL >: ( I'll make you pay Blizz...
  

Laters gators.

Recreation/Procreation

What's that, you think I'm using sexy-sexy-Simtime as a way to lure young innocents into reading my blog?

Nevarrrrrr...

Drew is one fine man. Drew is a hunk. Drew makes sausages cook just by looking at them.

Drew fails at life.

Yes yes, these be pics of my gameplay once again. With my Prison schism on hold due to stoopidness I figured I might as well give you something, and what better than updates on the loverly Drew and Ava?

So, they're a couple and all now, and are living together.

I wouldn't exactly say that Drew is Ava's one true love- that would be her mirror. As she's a snob she just kind of wants to schlep around the house all day looking marvelous, so it's left up to Drew to support his princess.

Drew does manly things, grr.

Drew works his muscles, grr.

Ava voms on the pavement at night whilst wearing a formal dress, urgh.

Shortly after, Ava popped out a baby bump and modeled the latest Slutwear for Hot Mommies.

As the sprog began to set up residence, Zephyr Mars came round to determine the sex.

AHMAGAD ISN'T DREW JUST THE CUTEST THING EVAR?

Normally when I make Sims I get bored of them after a bit as I think of things I could have done better, but Drew is just perfection in my eyes.

And YEY, my first boy/girl twins!

Chaos and Envy, welcome.

Other news from Story Progression:

• Wolfie is still manwhoring it up, and recently he's serviced Harlow Mars and Sapphire Skye.
• Consequently, Wolfie and Little Red 'sadly' broke up. Afterwards I was informed that Red had moved to a new home, and Wolfie was apparently seen camped outside, stalking her.
• Randomspirit, the lucky devil, has been spotted cosying up to Zachary Stone.
• Dahlia Mars, the town tart, enlisted the help of Bronx Mars to seduce her competitor- town bike Poppy Reynolds.
• Urgh get this, Freya FuryRed is in a relationship with Miles Wilson- the old guy Dahlia married in gen5. of the legacy! Cripes....
• And a final shocker- BittenAngel (how I hate you right now) is loved up and living with The Doctor- MY Doctor! BITCH.

Laters!

A Day in the Life of Hotness

Okey, because I'm so oriented to the legacy way of life now I couldn't resist taking some pics of ma gameplay and showing you all.... besides, Drew is pretty XD

I started a new game, emptied the town of all the fugly bastards, and shoved in a bunch of Simselves and Sims I'd made. All the Mars guys are there, as well as some Escape to Riverviewians and Stanford Prison peeps.

I wanted to get Drew loved-up soonish as, well, I wanna see the cute kids he's bound to produce. Naturally I had to get a similarly gorgeous companion for him, so I turned to a certain sultry Simmie...

Of course things didn't get off to such a great start when she creeped him out instantly. Bloody insane Sims...

Ah Ava, you may be a mental snob, but at least you're pretty.

And creepy, did I say creepy yet?

In time though the two fine specimens began to hit it off.

And then Ava put on her hooker boots and jumped into bed with Drew unannounced...
Did I mention that she was creepy yet?

Ah, at least I got to try out that cute new kiss eventually : )

And then the Repowoman nicked all Drew's stuff.

BITCH

Finally, some fun facts for you all.

As I have Twallan's glorious Story Progression mod in my game all sorts of wonderous things are happening to the townspeople, namely thus:

• Wolfie is a gigolo. Seriously, a man hooker. So far he's serviced Bella Blue and Blaze FuryRed, to name but a few.
• Dahlia Mars is the town tart, and RubytheFuzzled is the town loon.
• Eden Mars and Marylena the Clockwork Doll GOT MARRIED AND ARE HAVING A BABY.
• Luna Chase (random Sim I made- see FuryRed Sims) and Axel Weston are married.
• Wolfie and Little Red Riding Hood got married, even though he's a manwhore!

And that's it for now, stay tuned folks.