Recreation/Procreation

What's that, you think I'm using sexy-sexy-Simtime as a way to lure young innocents into reading my blog?

Nevarrrrrr...

Drew is one fine man. Drew is a hunk. Drew makes sausages cook just by looking at them.

Drew fails at life.

Yes yes, these be pics of my gameplay once again. With my Prison schism on hold due to stoopidness I figured I might as well give you something, and what better than updates on the loverly Drew and Ava?

So, they're a couple and all now, and are living together.

I wouldn't exactly say that Drew is Ava's one true love- that would be her mirror. As she's a snob she just kind of wants to schlep around the house all day looking marvelous, so it's left up to Drew to support his princess.

Drew does manly things, grr.

Drew works his muscles, grr.

Ava voms on the pavement at night whilst wearing a formal dress, urgh.

Shortly after, Ava popped out a baby bump and modeled the latest Slutwear for Hot Mommies.

As the sprog began to set up residence, Zephyr Mars came round to determine the sex.

AHMAGAD ISN'T DREW JUST THE CUTEST THING EVAR?

Normally when I make Sims I get bored of them after a bit as I think of things I could have done better, but Drew is just perfection in my eyes.

And YEY, my first boy/girl twins!

Chaos and Envy, welcome.

Other news from Story Progression:

• Wolfie is still manwhoring it up, and recently he's serviced Harlow Mars and Sapphire Skye.
• Consequently, Wolfie and Little Red 'sadly' broke up. Afterwards I was informed that Red had moved to a new home, and Wolfie was apparently seen camped outside, stalking her.
• Randomspirit, the lucky devil, has been spotted cosying up to Zachary Stone.
• Dahlia Mars, the town tart, enlisted the help of Bronx Mars to seduce her competitor- town bike Poppy Reynolds.
• Urgh get this, Freya FuryRed is in a relationship with Miles Wilson- the old guy Dahlia married in gen5. of the legacy! Cripes....
• And a final shocker- BittenAngel (how I hate you right now) is loved up and living with The Doctor- MY Doctor! BITCH.

Laters!