Pretty Vacant

Hey sad clown, turn that frown upside down.
You're a daddy now yanno, that's gotta be, erm, fun right?

Okay I'm gonna be totally honest here- Drew and Ava SUCK as parents. Ava is particularly useless; she just spends all her time prancing about in front of the mirror.

And screaming at the general shitty shitty run-down crapass brokenness of the house.

And being laughed at by small boys as she collects her mail in the near-nude.

The couple have a lot of friends though, which means that the twins do occasionally get some love and affection.

Uh-oh, I can hear Amber's ovaries humming from here...

Get away from the hot boy honey, he's spoken for!

I don't think my game could handle that much ginger if they got together anyways...

And oh look it's the fucking Repowoman again, yippidy do-dah.

Despite their semi-neglectful upbringing the twins did manage to grow up relatively intact.

But do you think Mr and Mrs SelfishFace noticed? Did they fack...

A little treat for the ladies now as we see what it would be like if Drew was om-nom-nomming all over your chevvy chase.

Apparently Sims are very opposed to the open mouthed kissage...

Alrighty, one other picture of Chaos and Envy looking all cutey cute now. They're kind of identical aren't they, but I don't think it'll last. I reckon Envy will take after her dad and Chaos will take after his mom.

God I hope they don't end up fugly...

To be honest though I'd be wholly surprised if they end up even slightly normal.

I mean, look at this for example- it's meant to be a nice father/daughter interaction and instead Drew looks terrified and Envy's screaming like a mad cow : /

My hopes lie with Chaos- he seems the most sane thus far (though he does have the Evil trait so I guess we'll see how it goes...)

And oh look it's the FUCKING REPOWOMAN again.

Hey, you can pout all you want Drew, but maybe if you paid your bills for once instead of spending all your money on babysitters and spa treatments for Ava then your stuff wouldn't get pinched all the time!

DUMBASS

And to conclude, some more fun courtesy of Story Progression:

• Axel and Luna Weston (nee Chase) had a baby recently.
• RubytheFuzzled was seen smooching with Drake from Escape to Riverview.
• Wolfie, still a gigolo, has been providing his services to Freya FuryRed, Indiana Mars, Dahlia Mars, and, strangely enough, his ex-wife Little Red Riding Hood.
• And the last bit of news... GRR. BittenAngel (bastard) and The Doctor are now MARRIED and have a BABY GIRL >: ( I'll make you pay Blizz...
  

Laters gators.