Reading gives me a headache

In browsing through the stories section of the Sims3 website I've come to a conclusion.
We may have a 'recommend' button, but we could also do with one that says 'you're an idiot'.

I don't care if you want to fight across the stories board.
I don't care if you think Aoxa/Kronos94/your mom is the cat's pyjamas.
I don't care for your fake stories about getting pets/pregnant teens/the meaning of life.

And here was me thinking that the stories page was for, yanno, stories?